Donate to Cokemachineglow

Save CMG!

Kind of.

Don't worry, we're not faking another site meltdown (surprise, all of our group deaths were faked: Dave Greenwald didn't secretly shoot the entire staff with an oversized rifle to finally fulfill his year-long nightmare of writing an entire update, and we didn't actually crash our brand new CMG blimp). We're not trying to threaten money out of the readers we have left, and this isn't a "give money or CMG dies" gesture. We've done this practically every week for well over three years for free, and will hopefully continue for that only-on-the-internet,-fuck price. Well, at least until a) Greenwald actually loads that oversized rifle after one too many "Boogz" jokes, or b) we run out of stubbornness and used promo money, forcing us to finally get real jobs. Is that really what you want? We know we don't.

Come on, surely you're drowning in your big sell-out advertising bucks! you say. Well, no, not just yet. We run as few ads as possible as to not clutter the content, and we use the revenue from those to run the site, and, soon, fund other projects like CMG t-shirts (including designs by Chad VanGaalen, Seripop and Matt Moroz, amongst others, but more on that soon). We assure you, not a precious cent goes to the people who deserve it. Ask one of our malnourished writers at a concert, they'll tell you.

So, if you're a fan of the Glow, but hate the broken promises, the self-deprecating humour, the lack of updates and the late everything, there is a way you can show your support and help to make things a little better around here. We've set up a PayPal donation link:


2 cents as a joke, a twenty to buy your own wing in the CMG mansion -- anything is appreciated.


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