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Operation Incarcerate Liam Gallagher, Ph. 1

In my continuing quest (oh, it exists, and it is fraught with both peril and rewards) to antagonize Liam Gallagher into performing an act for which he could be jailed, or at least universally despised, I’ve glommed on to Liam’s most recent self-congratulatory publicity move, via his self-congratulatory and extremely masculine clothing line, Pretty Green: the unerringly brow’d Brit will answer hand-picked fan questions…on video!

The most convenient method, I’ve found, in lobbing questions at Liam is through Twitter. All you have to do is append each question with “#askliam” and pray that the slightly more attractive of the two Gallagher brothers chooses you. Some of my (@SinacoLad; plug!) personal favorites:

Why do you hate yourself so much? #askliam

Have you ever played “Wonderwall” live? #askliam

How many special people change? #askliam

How many lives are living strange? #askliam

Have you ever taken a dump and thrown up on your dick? #askliam

As you may be able to tell, I’ve only just begun. And now I extend this invitation to you—or perhaps this is better extended as a challenge, a challenge for all CMG readers to get Liam Gallagher riled up enough to publically denounce us (the CMG community) or one of us. What I’d really like is for him to threaten my life so that I can respond with the cocky rejoinder “Oh yeah? Come get me.” Wouldn’t that be neat?

A man can dream. And so can you. Simply leave some questions in the comments field below and @cmgzine will field them out Liam-ways or begin your own campaign through your own tweeting and make sure to keep us apprised. Together we can build a better tomorrow, castigating one smug fuck at a time.

Dom Sinacola | 10/28/2009 |                

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cp
29 October 2009

Have we all got The Bends?

Did you like The Verve or The Verve Pipe more? Or Louis XIV?

What is your favorite Guy Ritchie movie, and why? Respond in song.

If you were your brother Noel, why would you hate your brother Liam so much? What has this exercise taught you?

What do you think of your brother Noel’s eyebrows? What about your own?

Would you fuck Chris Martin’s wife? Fuck yeah you have (high-five)!

How about Bono? Would you fuck Bono?

You and Bono are in a strip mall eating ice cream. A toddler bumps into you and you spill your ice cream on the floor. Do you A) buy more ice cream—with an extra cone for the little guy!, or b) fuck Chris Martin’s wife?

“Champagne Supernover”—ever play that one?

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David
29 October 2009

How’s that herbal tea working out for you?

What Oasis song have you masturbated the most to?

You remember Rubber Soul, right? Ever consider slyly borrowing that graphic style for your clothing line’s logo for cred? (Oh wait!)

Follow up: How’s being clever working out for you?

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Christine
5 November 2009

I’ve been waiting over a decade to make Oasis jokes, and now here’s my chance, but I’ve got a brain fart. Here’s a few, http://twitter.com/imsleepynow …..hopefully more to come. This guy’s just too easy.

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