lady gaga is not a tool of the illuminati, but one of its guiding hands. She writes the most asinine and calculated songs of recent years with the unchallenged knowledge that plebes will buy her concert tickets and dress like her on halloween. If anyone thinks she isn’t laughing her ass off at the prospect of this while she records them, I have a stack of unpublished Major Lazer albums to sell youu with alternate versions of the songs that don’t actually suck.

English language: [cries]

I wonder if “Vigilant” ever thought that maybe Lady Gaga is just interested in symbolism like this? The idea of mind control and people as robots is an incredibly interesting topic, one that has been expressed in all sorts of media for a long time, so I’m not surprised a pop star would adopt it as part of her image.

Please don’t think that I’m defending Lady Gaga. I still think her music sucks and her image is so over the top it’s contrived and far from sexy. I just don’t think she’s a tool of the Illuminati.

It all makes sense now; she thanked the gays and God… what do those words begin with? G, of course. As in Government. It’s all starting to make sense.