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CMG celebrated its anniversary by producing some of the most ludicrous (by which we mean awesome) user-demanded material ever. Witness why we haven't celebrated an anniversary since.

Article / Best and Worst of CMG
The Staff

:: In which we tell you our darkest secrets.
CMG is 3!

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First Albums We Ever Bought
The Staff

:: Weirdality.
CMG is 3!

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Chet Betz reviews A League of Their Own, The Bible, Tom Hanks, Spongebob Squarepants, the 3 of Clubs, a piece of wood, a lump of clay, and Amir Nezar
Chet Betz

:: Spongebob got gypped.
CMG is 3!

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Amir Nezar reviews Chet Betz
Amir Nezar

:: "Chet the hot shit Betz" = 80%? It's like Chet's reviewing himself.
CMG is 3!

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Requested Record Reviews
The Staff

:: Tool. Hee.
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Timeline of a Cokemachineglow Record Review
Christopher Alexander

:: 10:12 – Beg for reconciliation; hands off genital region
CMG is 3!