To the guy in the PC bumper-sticker encrusted Honda who very obviously swerved and sped up to maximize the amount of wet snow that, like a slosh-wave of muddy gross, would cake my entire left side and my face—since of fucking course I turned into it with just enough time to half-mouth “WHA—”—while you, guy in the mobile Stephen Harper tribute, immediately high-fived your cock in honour of being so totally awesome: eat shit!

To everyone else: please enjoy this, our first podcast of 2009. All of your friends and favorite celebrities, the ones you really like and listen to about this kind of stuff, they’ve been saying great things about it.

As always, big thanks to all artists and cooperative label/PR reps involved in making this possible.

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[54:15]

1. The Cool Kids :: “Gold and a Pager”
:: (0:01 – 3:34)
:: from The Bake Sale EP (Chocolate Industries; 2008)
:: myspace.com/gocoolkids

2. Animal Collective :: “My Girls”
:: (3:15 – 8:54)
:: from Merriweather Post Pavilion (Domino; 2009)
:: myspace.com/animalcollectivetheband

3. Growing :: “Rave Pie Only”
:: (8:30 – 14:46)
:: from All The Way (Social Registry; 2008)
:: myspace.com/growingsoundnyc

4. Fever Ray :: “If I Had a Heart”
:: (14:35 – 18:20)
:: from Fever Ray (Rabid/Coop/Mute; 2009)
:: myspace.com/feverray

5. Nomo :: “Brainwave”
:: (18:21 – 22:16)
:: from Ghost Rock (Ubiquity; 2008)
:: myspace.com/nomomusic

6. Cyne :: “Calor”
:: (22:17 – 24:59)
:: from Pretty Dark Things (Home Tapes; 2008)
:: myspace.com/cyne

7. Blueprint :: “Check Mate”
:: (23:46 – 25:00)
:: from Blueprint vs Funkadelic (Weightless; 2008)
:: myspace.com/blueprint

8. Black Milk :: “Hell Yeah”
:: (25:01 – 28:17)
:: from Tronic (Fat Beats; 2008)
:: myspace.com/blackmk

9. Elzhi f/ Royce Da 5’9” :: “Motown 25”
:: (28:18 – 32:03)
:: from The Preface (Fat Beats; 2008)
:: myspace.com/zhifi

10. Bullion :: “Don’t Talk”
:: (31:56 – 33:09)
:: from Pet Sounds: In the Key of Dee (Self-released; 2007)
:: myspace.com/bullionness

11. Tobacco f/ Aesop Rock :: “Dirt”
:: (33:10 – 37:09)
:: from Fucked Up Friends (Anticon; 2008)
:: myspace.com/anticon

12. Chris Devoe :: “Eight Squares of Center”
:: (37:10 – 41:24)
:: from The Perception of Obstacles (Arepaz; 2008)
:: myspace.com/silentblackbear

13. G-Side :: “Starshipz & Rocketz”
:: (41:25 – 43:42)
:: from Starshipz & Rocketz (Slowmotion Soundz; 2008)
:: myspace.com/gside74

14. Friday Night f/ The 87 Stick-Up Kids :: “Down On The Corner”
:: (43:43 – 46:38)
:: from Friday Night (Self-released; 2008)
:: myspace.com/goldenfloyd

15. Odd Nosdam :: “Fly Mode”
:: (46:28 – 49:07)
:: from T.I.M.E. OST (Anticon; 2009)
:: myspace.com/nosdam

16. Wavves :: “Rainbow Everywhere”
:: (49:08 – 50:31)
:: from Wavvves (De Stijl; 2009)
:: myspace.com/wavves

17. Blackout Beach :: “Cloud of Evil”
:: (50:20 – 54:15)
:: from Skin of Evil (Soft Abuse; 2009)
:: myspace.com/blackoutbeach