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XXVIII

Clayton Purdom
:: Featuring: Junior Boys, Deerhunter, Pantha du Prince, Knife, Stars of the Lid, Psalm One, Brother Ali, Erase Errata, Black Angels...
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XXI

Clayton Purdom
:: Featuring: Dilla, Love is All, Todosantos, Velella Velella, Cadence Weapon, Angels of Light, American Analog Set, Emperor X...
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XXI

Clayton Purdom
:: Featuring: Dilla, Love is All, Todosantos, Velella Velella, Cadence Weapon, Angels of Light, American Analog Set, Emperor X...
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Features:
Most Recent / [↓see all]
Festival
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CMG's Guide to the Pitchfork Music Festival

Clayton Purdom
:: ...for the use of its own staff and for its readers in search of objective third-party advice.
Festival /
Tomorrow Never Knows Festival

Clayton Purdom
:: This is the type of shit you'll get when you go see what the kids are doing.
Awards /
The Cam'ron's New Album Award

Clayton Purdom
:: Of all Killa Cam's records, this one is totally the newest.
Awards /
The Anti-Congeniality Award

Clayton Purdom
:: Grr.
Awards /
The 2nd Annual Beanie Sigel Award for Mainstream Rap Shit that Only I (and Maybe Colin) Truly Understand

Clayton Purdom
:: Like a B-Movie, but it makes more money.
Awards /
The Ability to Go Into the Human Ear Without Particularly Egregious Affront Award

Clayton Purdom
:: Mmm. Wordvomit.
Awards /
The Oh Right, Fuck Yeah Award

Clayton Purdom
:: Things Nirvana made you buy: guitar, CDs, bong, this here album.
Concert Review /
Fuck Buttons

Clayton Purdom
:: Clay practices furrowing his brow just right before every show.
Concert Review /
múm

Clayton Purdom
:: They had kazoos!
Interview /
Tanya Morgan

Clayton Purdom
:: The rap trio on the stigma of "real hip-hop," Brooklynati, Brooklynati, and where their album fits in at a strange time in rap.
Festival /
Things We Yelled At Ourselves

Clayton Purdom
:: Clay tries his hand at erotica, with discouraging results.
Festival /
Pitchfork Music Festival 2009

Clayton Purdom & Colin McGowan
:: In which Clay and Colin debate whether or nor that guy right there is in fact Dom Sinacola.
Concert Review /
The Wrens

Clayton Purdom
:: Clay's lowbrow, PBR-drinking, non-emotive self gets a taste of new Wrens material, from a record due in early 2018.
Festival /
Bonnaroo 2009, Pt. 1: Unreal Drugs & the Death of Bruce Springsteen

Clayton Purdom
:: In which Clay concludes that we're all fucked.
Interview /
Wolves in the Throne Room

Clayton Purdom
:: Black Cascade fucking slays. Aaron Weaver explains why.
Awards /
The Beanie Sigel Award for Mainstream Rap Album that Only I (and maybe Colin) Truly Understand

Clayton Purdom
:: Runner-up: everything else on MTV Jams
Awards /
My Friends' and Neighbors' Least Favorite Song of 2008

Clayton Purdom
:: Runner-up: A milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli
Awards /
The Congeniality Award

Clayton Purdom
:: Runner-up: Um, our actual top 50?
Festival /
Lollapalooza 2008

Clayton Purdom & Dom Sinacola
:: In a fight between Clay and Dom, unbearable cynicism wins.
Festival /
A Few Notes On My Continued Press Accreditation to the Pitchfork Music Festival, or, Holy Fuck, Everyone Actually is a Critic

Clayton Purdom
:: <3 u p4k
Article /
Top 10 Reasons I Scrapped My List of Top 10 Amazing Real Facts About Juggalos

Clayton Purdom
:: Please Juggalos don't hurt 'em.
Interview /
The Pharcyde

Clayton Purdom & Chet Betz
:: We don't know shit.
Interview /
Pharoahe Monch

Clayton Purdom
:: Fifteen sweet, sweet minutes of interview.
Article /
The Earbud and The Clickwheel: How Apple's iPod Changed Your Life

Clayton Purdom
:: Gutenberg, get the fuck out!
Festival /
Bonnaroo 2006, Pt. 1: The Unwashed Weekend: Hippies At Bonnaroo

Clayton Purdom
:: Though Bonnaroo is the darkmatter of Clay's deepest fears, he survives with bravura.
Interview /
Akron/Family

Clayton Purdom
:: Honestly, these guys are just sweethearts.
Concert Review /
Constantines w/ Oxford Collapse and Coffinberry

Clayton Purdom
:: This was supposed to be an interview.
Interview /
Edan

Clayton Purdom
:: The single most elaborate answer to the question “What’s your favorite color?” ever.
:: / [collapse↑]
CMG's Guide to the Pitchfork Music Festival

Clayton Purdom
:: ...for the use of its own staff and for its readers in search of objective third-party advice.
Festival /
Tomorrow Never Knows Festival

Clayton Purdom
:: This is the type of shit you'll get when you go see what the kids are doing.
Awards /
The Cam'ron's New Album Award

Clayton Purdom
:: Of all Killa Cam's records, this one is totally the newest.
Awards /
The Anti-Congeniality Award

Clayton Purdom
:: Grr.
Awards /
The 2nd Annual Beanie Sigel Award for Mainstream Rap Shit that Only I (and Maybe Colin) Truly Understand

Clayton Purdom
:: Like a B-Movie, but it makes more money.
Awards /
The Ability to Go Into the Human Ear Without Particularly Egregious Affront Award

Clayton Purdom
:: Mmm. Wordvomit.
Awards /
The Oh Right, Fuck Yeah Award

Clayton Purdom
:: Things Nirvana made you buy: guitar, CDs, bong, this here album.
Concert Review /
Fuck Buttons

Clayton Purdom
:: Clay practices furrowing his brow just right before every show.
Concert Review /
múm

Clayton Purdom
:: They had kazoos!
Interview /
Tanya Morgan

Clayton Purdom
:: The rap trio on the stigma of "real hip-hop," Brooklynati, Brooklynati, and where their album fits in at a strange time in rap.
Festival /
Things We Yelled At Ourselves

Clayton Purdom
:: Clay tries his hand at erotica, with discouraging results.
Festival /
Pitchfork Music Festival 2009

Clayton Purdom & Colin McGowan
:: In which Clay and Colin debate whether or nor that guy right there is in fact Dom Sinacola.
Concert Review /
The Wrens

Clayton Purdom
:: Clay's lowbrow, PBR-drinking, non-emotive self gets a taste of new Wrens material, from a record due in early 2018.
Festival /
Bonnaroo 2009, Pt. 1: Unreal Drugs & the Death of Bruce Springsteen

Clayton Purdom
:: In which Clay concludes that we're all fucked.
Interview /
Wolves in the Throne Room

Clayton Purdom
:: Black Cascade fucking slays. Aaron Weaver explains why.
Awards /
The Beanie Sigel Award for Mainstream Rap Album that Only I (and maybe Colin) Truly Understand

Clayton Purdom
:: Runner-up: everything else on MTV Jams
Awards /
My Friends' and Neighbors' Least Favorite Song of 2008

Clayton Purdom
:: Runner-up: A milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli
Awards /
The Congeniality Award

Clayton Purdom
:: Runner-up: Um, our actual top 50?
Festival /
Lollapalooza 2008

Clayton Purdom & Dom Sinacola
:: In a fight between Clay and Dom, unbearable cynicism wins.
Festival /
A Few Notes On My Continued Press Accreditation to the Pitchfork Music Festival, or, Holy Fuck, Everyone Actually is a Critic

Clayton Purdom
:: <3 u p4k
Article /
Top 10 Reasons I Scrapped My List of Top 10 Amazing Real Facts About Juggalos

Clayton Purdom
:: Please Juggalos don't hurt 'em.
Interview /
The Pharcyde

Clayton Purdom & Chet Betz
:: We don't know shit.
Interview /
Pharoahe Monch

Clayton Purdom
:: Fifteen sweet, sweet minutes of interview.
Article /
The Earbud and The Clickwheel: How Apple's iPod Changed Your Life

Clayton Purdom
:: Gutenberg, get the fuck out!
Festival /
Bonnaroo 2006, Pt. 1: The Unwashed Weekend: Hippies At Bonnaroo

Clayton Purdom
:: Though Bonnaroo is the darkmatter of Clay's deepest fears, he survives with bravura.
Interview /
Akron/Family

Clayton Purdom
:: Honestly, these guys are just sweethearts.
Concert Review /
Constantines w/ Oxford Collapse and Coffinberry

Clayton Purdom
:: This was supposed to be an interview.
Interview /
Edan

Clayton Purdom
:: The single most elaborate answer to the question “What’s your favorite color?” ever.
:: / [collapse↑]
Staff
Clayton PurdomAssociate Editor
e-mail: clayton@cokemachineglow.com
Record Reviews:
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The-Dream :: Love King
(Def Jam; 2010)
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(CP)
(Young Money Entertainment; 2010)
The Cool Kids / Shabazz Palaces :: Tacklebox / Of Light / Shabazz Palaces
(Self-released / Templar Label Group; 2010 / 2009 / 2009)
Janelle Monáe :: The ArchAndroid
(Bad Boy/Wondaland Arts Society; 2010)
The Black Keys :: Brothers
(Nonesuch; 2010) - [↓see all] /
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50 Cent: Massacre
(2005)
50 Cent: Curtis
(2007)
A Place to Bury Strangers: A Place to Bury Strangers
(2007)
The Advantage: Elf-Titled
(2006)
Aesop Rock: All Day
EP
(2007)
Aesop Rock: None Shall Pass
(2007)
Akron/Family and Angels of Light: Akron/Family & Angels of Light
(2005)
Akron/Family: Meek Warrior
(2006)
The All Purpose Voltage Heroes: The End of Daniel Johnathan Poole
(NBH)
(2004)
Alltruisms: Clusterbombs
(2008)
American Analog Set: Set Free
(2005)
Animal Collective: Merriweather Post Pavilion
(2009)
Atlas Sound: Logos
(2009)
Beanie Sigel: The B.Coming
(2005)
Beastie Boys: Check Your Head
(OF)
(1992)
Beastie Boys: Solid Gold Hits
(2005)
Beastie Boys: Paul's Boutique (20th Anniversary Edition)
(1988)
Björk: Volta
(2007)
The Black Keys: Attack and Release
(2008)
The Black Keys: Brothers
(2010)
Blitzen Trapper: Wild Mountain Nation
(2007)
Boris and Michio Kurihara: Rainbow
(2006)
Bottomless Pit: Hammer of the Gods
(2007)
Bright Eyes: Cassadaga
(2007)
Bun B: II Trill
(2008)
Cadence Weapon: Breaking Kayfabe
(NBH)
(2005)
Cadence Weapon: Afterparty Babies
(2008)
Carpal Tullar: The Shimmering Masterpie
(2005)
Christina Carter: Electrice
(2006)
Chris and Mollie: The Palm Tree
(NBH)
(2007)
Clipse: Road to Till the Casket Drops
Mixtape
(2008)
Clipse: Til the Casket Drops
(2009)
Ned Collette & Wirewalker: Over the Stones, Under the Stars
(2009)
Ned Collette: Jokes and Trials
(NBH)
(2006)
Ned Collette: Future Suture
(2007)
Common: Finding Forever
(2007)
Controller 7: Bumps
(2005)
The Cool Kids / Shabazz Palaces: Tacklebox / Of Light / Shabazz Palaces
(2010 / 2009 / 2009)
The Cure: Three Imaginary Boys
(1979)
The Cure: Seventeen Seconds / Faith / Pornography
Reissue
(1980 / 1981 / 1982)
Curren$y / The Cool Kids: This Ain't No Mixtape / Gone Fishing
Mixtape
(2009)
Cursive: Happy Hollow
(2006)
Danny!: Danny is Dead!
EP
(2007)
Dappled Cities Fly: A Smile
(2005)
Devin Davis: Lonely People of the World, Unite!
(NBH)
(2005)
Deftones: Saturday Night Wrist
(2006)
DJ Muggs vs GZA: Grandmasters
(2005)
DJ Quik & Kurupt: BlaQKout
(2009)
Dog Day: Night Group
(2007)
Dog Day: Concentration
(2009)
DOOM: Born Like This
(2009)
DOOM: Unexpected Guests
(2009)
Doomtree: Doomtree
(2008)
Charles Douglas: Statecraft
(2005)
Drake: So Far Gone
Mixtape
(2009)
Drake: Thank Me Later
(CP)
(2010)
Paul Duncan: Be Careful What You Call Home
(NBH)
(2005)
The Dutchess and The Duke / Boduf Songs: She’s the Dutchess He's The Duke / How Shadows Chase The Balance
(2008)
E-Zee Tiger: E-Zee Tiger
(NBH)
(2005)
El Da Sensei: The Unusual
(2006)
El-P: I'll Sleep When You're Dead
(2006)
Missy Elliott: The Cookbook
(2005)
Eminem: Curtain Call: The Hits
(2005)
Eminem: Relapse
(2009)
Finale: A Pipe Dream and a Promise
(NBH)
(2009)
Fleet Foxes: Sun Giant
EP
(2008)
Franz Ferdinand: You Could Have It So Much Better
(CP)
(2005)
Dan Friel: Ghost Town
(2008)
Fucked Up: The Chemistry of Common Life
(2008)
Ghostface Killah: Ghostdini: Wizard of Poetry
(2009)
Ghostface Killah: More Fish
(2006)
Ghostface Killah: The Big Doe Rehab
(2007)
Girl Talk: Night Ripper
(2006)
Gorillaz: Plastic Beach
(2010)
Gucci Mane: The State vs. Radric Davis / Free Gucci
(2010)
Harvey Milk: Life...the Best Game In Town
(2008)
Headlights: Some Racing, Some Stopping
(2008)
Heartless Bastards: All This Time
(2006)
Heartless Bastards: Stairways & Elevators
(2005)
Hood: Outside Closer
(2005)
Hot Hot Heat: Elevator
(2005)
I'm From Barcelona: Let Me Introduce My Friends
(2006)
I'm From Barcelona: Who Killed Harry Houdini?
(2008)
Idlewild: Warnings/Promises
(2005)
J Dilla: Ruff Draft
Reissue
(CP)
(2003)
J Dilla: The Shining
(2006)
Jay-Z: Kingdom Come
(2006)
Jay-Z: American Gangster
(2007)
Mike Jones: Who is Mike Jones?
(2005)
Kalpana: This Dead Horse
(2006)
Kasabian: Kasabian
(2004)
Keelay & Zaire: Ridin High
(2009)
R. Kelly: TP.3 Reloaded
(2005)
Lil' Wayne: Rebirth
(2010)
Lil Wayne and DJ Drama: Dedication 3
Mixtape
(2008)
Lil' Kim: The Naked Truth
(2005)
Lotus Plaza: The Floodlight Collective
(2009)
Lupe Fiasco: Food & Liquor
(2006)
Lupe Fiasco: The Cool
(2008)
Jonathan Mak: Everyday Shooter
(2008)
Janelle Monáe: The ArchAndroid
(2010)
Ms. Led: These Things We Say
(2004)
Mudhoney: Under A Billion Suns
(2006)
My Morning Jacket: Okonokos
(2006)
Natural Snow Buildings: The Dance of the Moon and the Sun
(2006)
The Nice Boys: The Nice Boys
(2006)
OutKast: Idlewild
(2006)
Paper Route Gangstaz: Diplo & Benzi Present: Fear & Loathing in Hunts Vegas
Mixtape
(2008)
Parenthetical Girls: (((GRRRLS)))
EP
(2006)
Parenthetical Girls: Safe as Houses
(2006)
Percee P: Perseverance
(2007)
Pissed Jeans: Hope For Men
(2007)
Ponytail: Ice Cream Spiritual
(2008)
Portishead: Third
(2008)
Q-Tip: Kamaal the Abstract
(2009)
Quasimoto: The Unseen
Reissue
(2000)
Raekwon / Jay-Z: Only Built 4 Cuban Linx 2 / The Blueprint 3
(2009)
Rameses III: Basilica
(2007)
Jonas Reinhardt: Jonas Reinhardt
(2008)
Roll Deep: In at the Deep End
(2005)
RZA: Afro Samurai
(2007)
Samothrace: Life's Trade
(2008)
The Shins: Wincing the Night Away
(2007)
Sightings / Mouthus: Through the Panama / Saw a Halo
(2007)
Six Organs of Admittance: School of the Flower
(2005)
Six Organs of Admittance: The Sun Awakens
(2006)
Skygreen Leopards: Life and Love in Sparrow's Meadow
(2005)
Skyzoo & 9th Wonder: Cloud 9: The 3 Day High
(2006)
Bruce Springsteen: Born to Run (30th Anniversary Edition)
Reissue
(1976)
Bruce Springsteen: We Shall Overcome: The Seeger Sessions
(2006)
Stars of the Lid: And Their Refinement of the Decline
(2007)
Kelley Stoltz: Below the Branches
(2006)
SunnO))) & Boris: Altar
(2006)
Sunset Rubdown: Sunset Rubdown
EP
(2006)
T.I.: Paper Trail
(2008)
Tanya Morgan: Brooklynati
(2009)
Team Sleep: Team Sleep
(2005)
The Horror The Horror: The Horror The Horror
(NBH)
(2006)
The Sword: Age of Winters
(2006)
The-Dream: Love King
(2010)
TTC: Bâtards Sensibles
(2005)
TV on the Radio: Dear Science,
(2008)
UGK: Underground Kingz
(2007)
UGK: UGK 4 Life
(2009)
UNKLE: War Stories
(2007)
The Vaselines: Enter The Vaselines
(2009)
Velella Velella: Flight Cub
EP
(2007)
Weezer: Make Believe
(2005)
Weezer: Weezer
(Weezer)
Wilco: Wilco (The Album)
(2009)
Wilderness: Wilderness
(2005)
Wolf Eyes: Human Animal
(2006)
Method Man, Ghostface Killah & Raekwon: Wu-Massacre
(2010)
Wu-Tang Clan: Disciples of the 36 Chambers
(2005)
Thom Yorke: The Eraser
(2006)
Co-authored:
Clipse: Hell Hath No Fury
(2006)
Fuck Buttons: Street Horrrsing
(2008)
Lil Wayne: Tha Carter III
(2008)
Radiohead: In Rainbows
(2007)
- [↓top rated albums of 2010 by this author] /
-
Drake :: Thank Me Later
(CP)
(Young Money Entertainment; 2010) / Rating: 86 / Combined Rating: 76
Janelle Monáe :: The ArchAndroid
(Bad Boy/Wondaland Arts Society; 2010) / Rating: 85 / Combined Rating: 82
Gorillaz :: Plastic Beach
(Virgin; 2010) / Rating: 83 / Combined Rating: 82
The Cool Kids / Shabazz Palaces :: Tacklebox / Of Light / Shabazz Palaces
(Self-released / Templar Label Group; 2010 / 2009 / 2009) / Rating: 78% / 80% / 80 / Combined Rating: N/A
Method Man, Ghostface Killah & Raekwon :: Wu-Massacre
(Def Jam; 2010) / Rating: 78 / Combined Rating: 76
The Black Keys :: Brothers
(Nonesuch; 2010) / Rating: 73 / Combined Rating: 74
Gucci Mane :: The State vs. Radric Davis / Free Gucci
(Warner Brothers / Mad Decent; 2010) / Rating: 73% / 73 / Combined Rating: 73% / 73
The-Dream :: Love King
(Def Jam; 2010) / Rating: 70 / Combined Rating: N/A
Lil' Wayne :: Rebirth
(Cash Money/Young Money; 2010) / Rating: 30 / Combined Rating: N/A




